Total Sleep Stack

Sleep Like A Lumberjack Bundle

The Complete Sleep & Recovery System That Works With Your Body's Natural Rhythms

Fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, and wake up ready to conquer your day — naturally. Three powerful formulas working in perfect harmony to transform your nights AND your mornings.

Tossing, turning, and watching the clock tick past 2am — again?

You're exhausted but your mind won't shut off. You finally drift off around 3am, only to wake up feeling more tired than when you went to bed. Maybe you've tried melatonin alone and it helped a little, but left you groggy. Or those herbal sleep aids that barely made a dent.

Here's what most people don't realize: great sleep isn't just about ONE thing.

Your body needs natural melatonin to signal it's bedtime. But it also needs calming botanicals to quiet racing thoughts and relax tense muscles. And when morning comes, you need sustained energy and complete nutrition to make all that restorative sleep actually pay off.

Most people buy these separately — spending $150+ per month on three different supplements, never quite getting the timing or combination right.

There's a better way.

Nature's 3-Step Sleep Revolution

We've cracked the code on natural, restorative sleep by combining three powerhouse formulas that work together in perfect synchrony. Think of it as your complete sleep ecosystem, supporting every phase from winding down at night to waking up energized and ready to tackle your day.

🌙 STEP 1: Natural Melatonin (Without The Grogginess)

Our Orchard Tart Cherry delivers naturally occurring melatonin from USA-grown Montmorency cherries, the same sleep hormone your body makes, in the form it recognizes best. But here's the beautiful bonus: you also get powerful anti-inflammatory support for achy joints and muscles that keep you up at night. Take it 30-60 minutes before bed and feel your body naturally transition into rest mode.

🌸 STEP 2: Botanical Calm (For Racing Minds & Tense Bodies)

Peace, Love, and ZZZ's brings eight time-tested herbs together — chamomile, valerian root, passion flower, holy basil, hops, jujube, lemon balm, and magnolia bark — enhanced with premium TRAACS® magnesium. This melatonin-free formula works differently: it doesn't knock you out, it gently guides your nervous system into deep relaxation. Combined with the tart cherry, you get comprehensive sleep support that addresses both the physical and mental barriers to rest.

☀️ STEP 3: Sustained Morning Energy (So Sleep Actually Pays Off)

Here's what most sleep supplements miss: you need proper daytime nutrition to support healthy sleep cycles long-term. Our Vita-Bunch Whole Food Multi-Vitamin floods your body with real food nutrition from actual fruits and vegetables, absorbed up to 5x better than synthetic vitamins. Take it with breakfast for sustained natural energy all day, no crashes, no jitters. Just steady vitality that keeps you going strong until bedtime.

The Science of Synergy: Why Three Is Better Than One

Your sleep cycle is complex. That's why single-ingredient solutions usually disappoint. The Sleep Like A Lumberjack Bundle addresses sleep from three critical angles:

1. Hormonal Sleep Signals (Orchard Tart Cherry)
Natural melatonin tells your brain it's time to sleep, while anthocyanins and tryptophan-supporting compounds improve sleep onset, duration, and efficiency. The cherry's anti-inflammatory properties also reduce the pain and discomfort that disrupts sleep.

2. Nervous System Calm (Peace, Love, and ZZZ's)
Eight botanical allies work through different pathways to quiet anxiety, relax muscles, and slow racing thoughts. The bioavailable magnesium supports 300+ enzymatic reactions, including those that regulate your stress response and sleep-wake cycle. Together, they create the perfect environment for deep, restorative rest.

3. Daily Foundation (Vita-Bunch Multi-Vitamin)
Quality sleep requires quality nutrition. Whole food vitamins and minerals support neurotransmitter production, hormone balance, and cellular energy — all the systems that make healthy sleep patterns possible. When you're properly nourished during the day, your body can focus on repair and recovery at night.

The result? You fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, wake up refreshed, and maintain natural energy all day — without crashes, grogginess, or dependency.

Everything You Need, Nothing You Don't

🍒 Orchard Tart Cherry 

• Natural Melatonin Source: Sleep support from USA-grown Montmorency cherries
• Joint & Muscle Comfort: Reduces inflammation and post-exercise soreness
• Uric Acid Support: Helps manage gout and promotes healthy levels
• Zero Sugar: All the benefits of tart cherry juice without the carbs
• 60 Capsules (30-Day Supply)

🌸 Peace, Love, and ZZZ's

• 8 Time-Tested Botanicals: Chamomile, valerian, passion flower, holy basil, hops, jujube, lemon balm, magnolia bark
• Premium TRAACS® Magnesium: Most bioavailable form, 4x better absorbed
• Melatonin-Free Formula: Herbal wisdom for gentle, natural sleep
• No Morning Grogginess: Wake up clear-headed and refreshed
• 60 Capsules (30-Day Supply)

🥬 Vita-Bunch Multi-Vitamin

• Whole Food Nutrition: From real fruits & vegetables, not lab chemicals
• Better Absorption: Your body recognizes it as real food
• Men & Women Formula: Perfect for both, gentle on your stomach
• Complete Nutrient Profile: Replaces 5+ separate supplements
• 90 Capsules (30-Day Supply)

Your Simple Daily Ritual For Deep Sleep & Boundless Energy

EVENING (30-60 minutes before bed):

• Take 2 capsules of Orchard Tart Cherry
• Take 2 capsules of Peace, Love, and ZZZ's
• Use this time to begin your wind-down routine — dim lights, avoid screens, maybe enjoy some soft music.

MORNING (with breakfast):

• Take 3 capsules of Vita-Bunch Multi-Vitamin
• Feel sustained energy build throughout the day without crashes or jitters

Pro Tips for Maximum Results:

• Take your evening supplements with a small glass of water and light snack if needed
• Stay hydrated throughout the day to enhance absorption and uric acid elimination
• Create a consistent bedtime routine — your body loves patterns
• Most customers notice improved sleep quality within one week, with continued improvement over time
• The whole food multi-vitamin is gentle enough to take with or without food

What Customers Are Saying

"I started taking these due to gout. What I've really noticed is that I'm sleeping soundly all night... unusual for me. Good change!"
— Facebook Comment, Orchard Tart Cherry

"I've been taking this and has greatly improved my sleep. I'm loving this!"
— Verified Customer

Your Questions, Answered

Q: How is this different from just taking melatonin?
A: While melatonin signals your body it's time to sleep, it doesn't address racing thoughts, muscle tension, pain, or poor daytime nutrition — all common sleep disruptors. This bundle gives you natural melatonin PLUS calming botanicals, magnesium, anti-inflammatory support, and complete daily nutrition. It's the difference between treating a symptom and supporting your entire sleep ecosystem.

Q: Will I feel groggy in the morning?
A: No! That's the beauty of natural, botanical sleep support. Unlike prescription sleep aids or synthetic compounds, these formulas work with your body's natural rhythms. The Vita-Bunch morning dose actually helps you wake up with sustained energy.

Q: How quickly will I see results?
A: Many customers notice improved sleep quality within the first week. Typical timelines: Sleep improvements in 1-7 days, reduced muscle soreness in 1-4 weeks, joint comfort in 1-6 weeks, sustained daytime energy in 2-3 weeks. Results build with consistent use.

Q: Is this safe for long-term use?
A: Absolutely. All three formulas use food-based, botanical ingredients. There's no tolerance build-up or dependency. These are supplements you can confidently take daily for ongoing benefits.

Q: What about sugar and carbs?
A: The Orchard Tart Cherry capsules are completely sugar-free — you get all the benefits of tart cherry juice without any sugar or carbs. This is a huge advantage over traditional cherry juice approaches.

Save 24% By Bundling

When purchased separately:

• Orchard Tart Cherry: $29.99
• Peace, Love, and ZZZ's: $29.99
• Vita-Bunch Multi-Vitamin: $29.99
• Regular Total: $89.97

Your Bundle Price: Just $67.99
You Save: $21.98 (24% OFF)

But here's the real savings: Most people struggling with sleep buy 3-5 different supplements trying to solve the problem — separate melatonin, magnesium, joint support, anti-inflammatory, and multivitamins. That's easily $150+ per month with zero guarantee they'll work together.

This bundle gives you a scientifically-synergistic system that's been thoughtfully designed to work together, saving you money AND the frustration of playing supplement roulette.

Plus, you get:

• ✓ Our Risk-Free Groovy Guarantee
• ✓ Carbon-Offset Shipping (we care about Mother Earth)
• ✓ Made in with premium farm-grown ingredients
• ✓ Vegan, Non-GMO, No Artificial Fillers

Our Groovy Guarantee: Love It Or Your Money Back

We're so confident you'll experience better sleep and wake up feeling like a lumberjack ready to tackle the day that we're taking all the risk off your shoulders.

Try the Sleep Like A Lumberjack Bundle completely risk-free. Not satisfied for any reason? Get your money back, no questions asked. We don't even make you return the items — just reach out and we'll process your refund because your satisfaction is our priority.

You've got nothing to lose except those restless nights.

Ready to saw logs at night like a lumberjack?

Stop piecing together random supplements hoping they'll work. Get the complete system that addresses sleep from every angle — naturally, effectively, and without grogginess.

Transform your nights. Transform your days. Transform your life — one bottle at a time.

Peace, Love, & Lumberjack Sleep ✌️
— The Hippie Farms Commune