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The Whole Farm Bundle

Every Harvest. One Box. Your Complete Daily Ritual.

"The entire Hippie Farms harvest—8 bottles of farm-grown goodness delivered to your door."

✌️ Backed by Our 99-Day Groovy Guarantee — Try the whole farm risk-free. Love it or get your money back, no questions asked.

Why Get the Whole Farm?

Tired of piecing together your wellness routine one random bottle at a time? Wondering if you're missing something important? Stressing about whether all these supplements even work together?

We hear you. That's exactly why we bundled our entire harvest into one groovy package—The Whole Farm Bundle. Every formula we make. Every benefit we offer. One box.

This isn't random supplement stacking. It's our complete farm-to-body system where each harvest supports the others:

✓    Joint & Muscle Recovery — Move freely, recover faster

✓    Deep, Restorative Sleep — Without melatonin dependency

✓    Calm Energy & Stress Resilience — Stay sharp without the jitters

✓    Immune System Strength — Your body's natural defense squad

✓    Heart & Circulation Support — Keep the engine running strong

✓    Liver Detox & Digestive Wellness — Feel lighter, less bloated

✓    Brain Health & Mental Clarity — No more foggy afternoons

✓    Daily Nutritional Foundation — Fill the gaps nature intended

What Makes The Whole Farm Bundle Different

🌱 Every Crop We Grow, In One Box

This isn't a "starter pack" or a sampler. The Whole Farm Bundle contains every single formula Hippie Farms makes—our complete harvest of USA-grown tart cherries, organic mushrooms, whole food superfoods, and premium botanicals. If we grow it, you get it.

🔬 Crops That Work Together

A real farm isn't random plants scattered everywhere—it's an ecosystem where everything supports everything else. Same here. Your Tart Cherry supports the recovery your Mushrooms enhance. Your Omega-3s nourish the brain your Stress Support protects. It's farm-to-body harmony.

📦 The Farmhouse-to-Go Travel Case

Forget rattling bottles and exploding suitcases. Your bundle includes our premium eco-friendly wheat straw travel case—made from actual farm byproduct. Pack 3+ weeks of your entire routine in one palm-sized container. Take the whole farm wherever you go.

The Groovy Guarantee

Try The Whole Farm Bundle completely risk-free for 99 days. Not satisfied for any reason? Get your money back, no questions asked. We don't even make you return the items—just reach out and we'll process your refund because your satisfaction is our priority.

We've been a USA family-owned company for 8 years because we stand behind every harvest. If you're not feeling groovy, neither are we.

What's Growing in Your Whole Farm Bundle

1. Orchard Tart Cherry — Lumberjack Strength Blend

750mg USA-Grown Montmorency Tart Cherry + Organic Bilberry + Organic Celery Seed

The real deal from American soil. Our Tart Cherry delivers concentrated anthocyanins—the same compounds in clinical studies—without the sugar or calories of juice. Think of it as nature's recovery formula, jam-packed with farm-grown goodness.

May Help Support:

•      Joint comfort and flexibility for easier movement

•      Muscle recovery after activity (goodbye, next-day stiffness)

•      Healthy uric acid levels already within normal range

•      Restful sleep through naturally occurring melatonin

Serving: 2 capsules daily. Many customers take them before bed or split morning/evening.

2. Peace, Love, and ZZZ's — Cozy Tuck-In Formula

10 Active Botanicals + Magnesium — 100% Melatonin-Free

For the "tired but wired" among us. This isn't another melatonin knockout that leaves you groggy. Our Cozy Tuck-In Formula uses a gentle symphony of time-tested botanicals—Organic Valerian, Passion Flower, and Hops (the "Three Sisters of Sleep")—to help your body remember how to sleep naturally.

May Help Support:

•      Falling asleep without racing thoughts

•      Staying asleep through the night

•      Waking up refreshed—not "zombie mode"

•      Healthy sleep cycles without dependency concerns

Serving: 2 capsules 30-60 minutes before bed.

3. Good Vibrations — Stress Support Blend

1000mg Organic Ashwagandha + Lion's Mane + Bacopa + Rhodiola + Lavender + Schisandra

Stress happens. How you respond to it? That's where Good Vibrations comes in. This adaptogenic powerhouse helps you find that sweet spot of "calm energy"—relaxed enough to focus, energized enough to perform. No jitters. No crash. Just good vibrations.

May Help Support:

•      Healthy cortisol levels already within normal range

•      Mental clarity and focus during demanding days

•      Memory and learning through neuroplasticity support

•      Resilience when life gets intense

Serving: 3 capsules daily with food containing healthy fats.

4. 5 Mushrooms Reserve Blend

Organic Reishi + Lion's Mane + Cordyceps + Turkey Tail + Chaga (350mg each)

New to mushroom supplements? You're in good company. Unlike coffee or energy drinks, functional mushrooms work gently—building your body's resilience over time rather than forcing a quick spike and crash. Think of it as training your immune system like you'd train for a marathon.

May Help Support:

•      Immune system vigilance (your body's natural defense)

•      Brain health and cognitive clarity (Lion's Mane)

•      Natural energy and stamina without stimulants (Cordyceps)

•      Stress adaptation and balanced mood (Reishi)

•      Gut health through prebiotic support (Turkey Tail)

What to Expect: Week 1-2: Subtle energy lift and calmer stress response. Week 3-4: Clearer thinking, stronger immunity. Month 2+: Deep, systemic benefits you'll notice when everyone else is getting sick and you're not.

Serving: 3 capsules daily, ideally in the morning with breakfast.

5. Beet Root & Friends — Happy Heart Blend

750mg Organic Beetroot + Grape Seed + Watermelon + American Ginseng + Cayenne

Your heart works 24/7. Shouldn't it get some backup? This "Happy Heart" blend delivers nitric oxide support from multiple pathways—beetroot's immediate nitrate boost plus watermelon's sustained citrulline release. Add in grape seed's vascular protection, and you've got circulation harmony.

May Help Support:

•      Healthy blood pressure already within normal range

•      Circulation and warm extremities (no more cold hands!)

•      Natural, non-stimulant energy through better oxygenation

•      Athletic performance and endurance

Serving: 2 capsules daily, ideally in the morning. You may notice a gentle warmth as circulation improves.

6. Sneaky Clean — Nature's Secret Agent Liver Blend

7-Herb Organic Stack: Milk Thistle + Artichoke + Dandelion + Beet Root + Turmeric + Burdock + Licorice

Your liver is your body's unsung hero—filtering, processing, detoxifying around the clock. Our "Secret Agent" blend supports its work with seven time-tested botanicals that have been used for centuries to promote liver wellness. Feel lighter. Digest easier. Glow from within.

May Help Support:

•      Healthy liver enzyme levels already within normal range

•      Daily detoxification and digestive comfort

•      Reduced bloating and "lighter" feeling

•      Clear, healthy-looking skin

Serving: 2 capsules daily with meals.

7. Vegan Algae Oil — Plant-Powered Omega-3

1000mg USA Farm-Grown Algal Oil — 300mg DHA + 100mg EPA

Skip the fish, keep the benefits. Our Omega-3 comes directly from where fish get theirs—algae—without the ocean contaminants, fishy burps, or environmental concerns. The tapioca-based shell resists stomach acid, releasing nutrients lower in digestion for zero reflux.

May Help Support:

•      Brain health and cognitive function (DHA is brain food)

•      Cardiovascular wellness and healthy inflammation response

•      Joint comfort and flexibility

•      Skin hydration and healthy aging

Serving: 2 softgels daily with a meal containing dietary fat.

8. Vita-Bunch — Whole Food Multi-Vitamin

Bio-Identical D3 (Lichen) + K2 (MK-7) + Methyl B12 + Full Mineral Profile + Greens & Fruits Complexes

Ditch the chemistry lab compounds and go for "of the soil" nutrition. Vita-Bunch delivers vitamins and minerals in forms your body actually recognizes—lichen-sourced D3 instead of sheep's wool, methylated B12 instead of synthetic cyanocobalamin. Plus whole food greens and fruits to fill the gaps.

May Help Support:

•      Daily energy and mental clarity (B-complex)

•      Bone strength and calcium utilization (D3 + K2 synergy)

•      Immune function (Zinc, Selenium, Vitamin C)

•      Antioxidant defense from whole food sources

Serving: 3 capsules daily with a meal containing healthy fats.

BONUS: The Farmhouse-to-Go Travel Case

Wheat Straw Composite — Holds 88+ Capsules (3+ Weeks of Your Whole Farm)

Made from actual farm byproduct (wheat straw fiber), this travel case lets you take the whole farm on the road. No more rattling bottles. No more crushed pills in Ziploc baggies. Just your complete routine in one pocket-sized, eco-friendly container with the retro Hippie Farms logo.

•      6 small compartments (8 capsules each) + 2 large compartments (20 capsules each)

•      Compact enough for purse, briefcase, or carry-on

•      BPA-free, non-toxic, eco-conscious

•      Translucent lids let you verify inventory at a glance

The Hippie Farms Difference

Hello, we're Hippie Farms — it's groovy to meet you!

We're passionate about crafting farm-grown goodness, bringing you life-giving supplements that support your body and awaken your potential. For 8 years, our USA family-owned company has sourced premium ingredients with love and care from trusted farms committed to sustainable practices.

The Whole Farm Bundle represents everything we believe in—every formula, every harvest, every benefit we've developed over the years. We carbon offset every delivery because what's good for Mother Earth is good for you too.

Quality You Can Trust

✓    GMP Certified Manufacturing

✓    Third-Party Tested for Purity

✓    Vegan & Gluten-Free (All 8 Products)

✓    Non-GMO Ingredients

✓    USA Family-Owned (8 Years Strong)

✓    Carbon-Offset Shipping

✓    99-Day Groovy Guarantee (No Returns Required)

Make It Part of Your Daily Groove

Here's a simple rhythm many customers love:

MORNING (With Breakfast):

•      Vita-Bunch Multi (3 caps) — Set your nutritional foundation

•      5 Mushrooms (3 caps) — Energize and fortify immunity

•      Beet Root & Friends (2 caps) — Support circulation all day

•      Vegan Omega-3 (2 softgels) — Nourish your brain

MIDDAY (With Lunch):

•      Good Vibrations Stress Support (3 caps) — Maintain calm focus through the afternoon

EVENING (With Dinner):

•      Liver Cleanse (2 caps) — Support overnight detox

•      Tart Cherry (2 caps) — Begin recovery and sleep prep

BEDTIME (30-60 Min Before):

•      Peace, Love, and ZZZ's (2 caps) — Drift into restorative sleep

Find the rhythm that works best for your lifestyle. The best supplement is the one you actually take consistently.

The Whole Farm Bundle Is Perfect For...

•      "I Want It All" Types who don't want to cherry-pick (pun intended)—they want every harvest we offer

•      Busy Professionals who need sustained energy, sharp focus, and stress resilience

•      Active Adults 40+ looking for joint support, better recovery, and natural energy

•      Sleep Strugglers who are "tired but wired" and want natural solutions without dependency

•      Health-Conscious Travelers who refuse to skip their routine—now with a travel case to take the whole farm on the go

•      Gift-Givers looking for a meaningful, comprehensive wellness gift for someone they love

What to Expect (Realistic Timeline)

Week 1-2:

Improved sleep quality (ZZZ's). Subtle energy lift (Mushrooms, Beet Root). Digestive comfort (Liver Cleanse). You're building the foundation.

Week 3-4:

Better stress resilience (Good Vibrations). Clearer thinking (Mushrooms, Omega-3). Reduced morning stiffness (Tart Cherry). The stack is working together.

Month 2-3+:

Systemic benefits emerge. Stronger immunity (you're not catching everything going around). Sustained vitality. Joint comfort that lets you move freely. This is what "feeling like yourself again" feels like.

Remember: These are food-based supplements, not magic pills. Consistency is key. Individual results may vary. The people who get the best results are the ones who make it part of their daily groove.

Join Thousands of Happy Farmers

"I used to take 12 different supplements and forgot half of them. Now I have the whole farm in one system. The travel case is a game-changer for my work trips." — Sarah M.

"My sleep has never been better. I actually wake up feeling human again." — Michael T.

"I was skeptical about the mushrooms but after 6 weeks, I noticed I haven't gotten sick once this winter. My whole family did." — Jennifer R.

Our Promise to You

✌️ The 99-Day Groovy Guarantee: Try The Whole Farm Bundle for a full 99 days. That's over three months to feel the difference of every harvest working together. If you're not completely satisfied for any reason—and we mean any reason—just reach out. We'll refund your purchase, no questions asked, no returns required. That's how confident we are you'll love it.

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Peace, Love, & The Whole Farm ✌️

— The Hippie Farms Family

Nature Knows Best. Stay Groovy.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results may vary. Please consult your healthcare provider before starting any new supplement regimen.